"Benjamin! Watch out for guys in white vans. 'Cause guys in white vans with mustaches and sunglasses are kidnappers!" This is what Nathaniel said yesterday. And when I asked him where he had learned such a thing, he said, "Church". Um. I must have missed that lesson. |
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Ah, the things we learn at church...Did I tell you about the time a little girl (maybe 4?) told us during a primary lesson that her mother picks her nose? No, sorry, I don't remember now who it was.
Then there was the time that Linus was teaching a lesson on the commandments, but the week before was about obeying the law of the land. So when he asked the kids for examples of commandments the Lord has given us, a certain Bishop's dark-haired daughter eagerly raised her hand and said, "You should always keep your dog on a leash, 'cause if you don't, it might get run over."
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