Friday, October 21, 2011

Can you STILL hear that sound??

That is the universe guffawing at my attempts to become infertile.

Not only did Wednesday's procedure not work AGAIN, but several different doctors all came in to have a go at it.  All unsuccessful.

So, next Friday I go in for the real deal.  Anesthesia and cauterization, people.

My dear friend, who is also a doctor, said, "If your tubes withstand burning, I think it's worth considering it a sign from above."

If my tubes withstand burning, so begins my life of celibacy.

Signed,
STILL FERTILE Myrtle

4 comments:

Mom24 said...

Can we call you Michelle (Duggar)?

Sorry.

Too soon?

Good luck. I hope things go well and that it works this time.

Let me know if you need help that day, I'd be glad to have Lilyanna, do dinner, whatever.

Esther said...

That's insane that it didn't work. I hope the next attempt does. I can't imagine that you could live a celibate life :)

Emilia said...

Ah, Esther, you know me too well. ;)

Emilia said...

Stacey, yes, too soon. ;) But thanks for the offers. Right now I think we're good, but I'll let you know if that changes.