Monday night, Benjamin came home from school not feeling well. He seemed more upset than usual about the prospect of missing school the next day. Silly me assumed there was a class party or some such really fun thing that he didn't want to miss. Here was the conversation:
Me: What's so special about school tomorrow that you don't want to miss it?
Benjamin: I have library tomorrow.
Me: Um. Okay. What special thing is going on in library?
Benjamin: I REALLY want to get that video out that teaches all about nuclear energy! It looks really great, Mom!
Benjamin: ... [withering stare]
Where did he come from?! It's a mystery.