Nathaniel: Lilyanna's bum smells like gingerbread.
[She had just been sitting on a squished piece of gingerbread, so this comment wasn't quite as bizarre as it sounds.]
Me: Why are you smelling her bum?
Nathaniel: I wondered what a girl's bum smelled like. [I do find it humorous that the answer here happened to actually be "like sugar and spice and everything nice"]
Me: I wouldn't mention that to any other girls if I were you.
Nathaniel: Yeah. They'd probably strangle me.
Good to know he's figuring these things out.