A recent conversation with Mark in which it was revealed that a mutual acquaintance has a piercing in a rather personal place:
me: Does he like it? Because it doesn't look at all comfortable, but I noticed so many guys in San Francisco had it.
Mark: How did you notice THAT?!
me: Oh. I was on a nude beach.
Mark: Were you nude?!
me: of course not. It's chilly in San Francisco. It seems like a very silly place to have a nude beach.
Mark: What were you doing at a nude beach in the first place?!
Me: It has the best view of the bridge.
Mark: Poor Todd.
me: Why poor Todd?
Mark: You're kind of a lot to handle sometimes.