I had the most wonderful roommate ever my senior year of college. Her name was Pauline. When she found out that I was getting married to a boy she'd never met and that I'd barely dated AND that she was going to be my maid of honor, she asked me to learn this song and perform it.
One of my favorite things about Pauline is her wicked sense of humor.
I didn't perform it, but it's nice to know that Todd would have been thoroughly amused if I had.
This is from Sondheim's show "Company" and is performed by the very entertaining Madeline Kahn.