I don't think it's possible to play with this without smiling a little bit.
Economy got you down?
Cornify. Just click the button for smiles.
It's that easy.
Bad breakup? Rainbows and glittery unicorns will help. You need to cornify.
Live in a state like Wyoming that has more cows than people and winter for 10 months out of the year? It's time to cornify.
Why isn't there a Public Service Announcement about this?!! Spread the word and share the sparkles, people!